Many of the Iranian players show their Christian names on their shirts.
England are learning to walk before they can run with their feet nailed firmly to the ground.
Some of Paul Scholes' tackles come in so late they arrive yesterday.
That shot was going goalboundward
Samuel Eto'o is reputedly the highest-paid player in the world at £350,000 per week - that's £5,000 a day
Quite literally, you would not have put your shirt on him two weeks ago.