Anelka was travelling so fast that he couldn't keep his own feet
He is the man who has been brought on to replace Pavel Nedved. The irreplaceable Pavel Nedved.
Quite literally, you would not have put your shirt on him two weeks ago.
Many of the Iranian players show their Christian names on their shirts.
If they come back it's a night we'll remember for a long time. But that's a capital if.
That's often the best place to beat a goalkeeper, isn't it, between the legs?