Everything is so sad and so wonderful.
I'm so sick of Betty White. Never liked her.
When something is truly funny, it's funny all the time.
I think husbands and wives should live in separate houses. If there's enough money, the children should live in a third.
Im having an amazing life and it isnt over yet.
Why can't we build orphanages next to homes for the elderly? If someone were sitting in a rocker, it wouldn't be long before a kid will be in his lap.