Cloris Leachman Quotes

I make fun whenever I go. If I go to restaurant by myself, rest assured, people will be talking about it.

I think husbands and wives should live in separate houses. If there's enough money, the children should live in a third.

When something is truly funny, it's funny all the time.

Why can't we build orphanages next to homes for the elderly? If someone were sitting in a rocker, it wouldn't be long before a kid will be in his lap.

I'm so sick of Betty White. Never liked her.

For the love of God, will someone please punch me in the face so I can see some stars?

I've been so relieved and so grateful to not have a god to believe in.

Let whatever's going to happen, happen. Don't judge it before you do it. Sure, sometimes it will be terrible, but sometimes it will just be amazing. That's where the gold is.

Everything is so sad and so wonderful.

As soon as I realized that I didn't need meat to survive or to be in good health, I began to see how forlorn it all is. If only we had a different mentality about the drama of the cowboy and the range and all the rest of it. It's a very romantic notion, an entrenched part of American culture, but I've seen, for example, pigs waiting to be slaughtered, and their hysteria and panic was something I shall never forget.

Im having an amazing life and it isnt over yet.