Im having an amazing life and it isnt over yet.

I think husbands and wives should live in separate houses. If there's enough money, the children should live in a third.

Im having an amazing life and it isnt over yet.

For the love of God, will someone please punch me in the face so I can see some stars?

As soon as I realized that I didn't need meat to survive or to be in good health, I began to see how forlorn it all is. If only we had a different mentality about the drama of the cowboy and the range and all the rest of it. It's a very romantic notion, an entrenched part of American culture, but I've seen, for example, pigs waiting to be slaughtered, and their hysteria and panic was something I shall never forget.

I'm so sick of Betty White. Never liked her.

When something is truly funny, it's funny all the time.