Why can't we build orphanages next to homes for the elderly? If someone were sitting in a rocker, it wouldn't be long before a kid will be in his lap.

For the love of God, will someone please punch me in the face so I can see some stars?

When something is truly funny, it's funny all the time.

Why can't we build orphanages next to homes for the elderly? If someone were sitting in a rocker, it wouldn't be long before a kid will be in his lap.

I make fun whenever I go. If I go to restaurant by myself, rest assured, people will be talking about it.

Let whatever's going to happen, happen. Don't judge it before you do it. Sure, sometimes it will be terrible, but sometimes it will just be amazing. That's where the gold is.

I think husbands and wives should live in separate houses. If there's enough money, the children should live in a third.