Everything is so sad and so wonderful.
When something is truly funny, it's funny all the time.
Why can't we build orphanages next to homes for the elderly? If someone were sitting in a rocker, it wouldn't be long before a kid will be in his lap.
I've been so relieved and so grateful to not have a god to believe in.
I'm so sick of Betty White. Never liked her.
I think husbands and wives should live in separate houses. If there's enough money, the children should live in a third.