Im having an amazing life and it isnt over yet.
I make fun whenever I go. If I go to restaurant by myself, rest assured, people will be talking about it.
I'm so sick of Betty White. Never liked her.
For the love of God, will someone please punch me in the face so I can see some stars?
When something is truly funny, it's funny all the time.
Why can't we build orphanages next to homes for the elderly? If someone were sitting in a rocker, it wouldn't be long before a kid will be in his lap.