Everything is so sad and so wonderful.
Let whatever's going to happen, happen. Don't judge it before you do it. Sure, sometimes it will be terrible, but sometimes it will just be amazing. That's where the gold is.
For the love of God, will someone please punch me in the face so I can see some stars?
When something is truly funny, it's funny all the time.
I'm so sick of Betty White. Never liked her.
Why can't we build orphanages next to homes for the elderly? If someone were sitting in a rocker, it wouldn't be long before a kid will be in his lap.