I am fat and I don't care.

I am STILL better than you. Because I AM drug free, I AM alcohol free, and I’m straightedge.

People like to come up to me and tell me that I’ve got nice ink. Except these tattoos aren’t just decorations. They are declarations. Every tattoo I have tells its own story about who I am. Drug-free. Honor. And a war against the system.

This is how diseases are usually spread. Someone spits on a guy, somebody has sex with a chimp. Next thing you know . . . AIDS.

John, what are you doing? John, my diet soda. What are you doing?

I've never worn a dress shirt that's been comfortable. I've always just worn dress shoes. On more than one occasion, I've heard that a champion should dress like a champion. But I'm a champion because of who I am. Who I am is not that guy. If everybody wears three-piece suits, everyone looks the same.

I think pro wrestling doesn't seem to get a lot of mainstream attention until somebody dies.