I don't like having debts. I don't like buying anything that I can't buy in cash.

Have you guys ever ghost hunted in Hawaii? No? Well, I have this fat friend... I shouldn't say fat, that might offend him, but he's Samoan and claims to have seen ghosts.

Its Not a Belt, its a Championship Title!

I'm jumping in right now. And I'm going to say that everybody I know has a 'day I met CM Punk story' and they're all 100% fabrication. It's all bullshit. Thank you.

Right now at the announce table we've got two kings and a queen, I'll let you figure out who's who.

One week I'll get pancakes at Bongo Room, the next week I go to Kuma's Corner. But I always end up at Coldstone. I love ice cream.

Do I want an ice cream bar with my name on it? You're DAMN right!