Mike Knox, I am also getting real sick of this! Your problem isn't me staying away from your girl... Your problem is your girl staying away from me!

If you give me the ball, you'll never see it again. Because I'll knock it out of the f*****g park.

Texas is dicktown. No basement in the alamo. I didnt capitalize that on purpose.

I'm not doing my job if people are like, "What you do is fake." And literally people on the street are confused, generally, for the first time.

One of the things I want to find out is where the hell are the WWE ice cream bars?!

I'm not the kind of guy that really thinks I'm a celebrity or feels that I'm important or anything like that.

This is not the Spanish announce table!