Yes, I wanted to win! I wanted the belt! I'm a belt mark! I want to sleep with it! I want to wear that and nothing else to church on Sunday!

This is how diseases are usually spread. Someone spits on a guy, somebody has sex with a chimp. Next thing you know . . . AIDS.

Sometimes it's what you don't do that makes you who you are.

Screw you and your 38,000 twitter followers!

Until you announce me as the #1 contender for the WWE Championship, I suggest you watch me make snow angels.

I think it's good to have different styles, though. I think it's good to have a lucha on a show, some Japanese flavor, I think MMA is a good thing, a little bit of the hardcore and the blood and guts is good. That is what makes a show for me.

It's a good thing a DUI's job security.