Yes, I wanted to win! I wanted the belt! I'm a belt mark! I want to sleep with it! I want to wear that and nothing else to church on Sunday!

Sir! Sir! I'm afraid your music is just too loud!

I am fat and I don't care.

I'm not the kind of guy that really thinks I'm a celebrity or feels that I'm important or anything like that.

I drink this [whiskey glass] and I'm just another JBL? you don't get it, I'm not like you. I'm not JBL, I'm CM Punk! Sometimes it's what you don't do that makes you who you are.

I am The Catalyst of Change

Is he under the influence or something?