Yes, I wanted to win! I wanted the belt! I'm a belt mark! I want to sleep with it! I want to wear that and nothing else to church on Sunday!

On the road, the WWE is a family. The divas are my sisters, and like any big brother, I don't want creeps around my little sisters.

In 50 years, your grandchildren will be asking you where you were when CM Punk beat the Undertaker's streak!

Hey, Colt Cabana, how you doing?

The CM stands for Cole Miner.

This is how diseases are usually spread. Someone spits on a guy, somebody has sex with a chimp. Next thing you know . . . AIDS.

What you've lost sight of is what you are, and what you are is what you hate. You're the 10-time WWE Champion! You're the man! You, like the Red Sox, like Boston, are no longer the underdog! You're a dynasty. You are what you hate. You have become the New York Yankees!