I've never stolen anything in my life, except maybe a couple hearts here and there.

I did try out for football and wrestling but they wouldn't let me on the teams because I had blue hair.

This is not the Spanish announce table!

I'm not allowed to wear my street clothes on TV because Vince McMahon says I don't look like CM Punk when I'm not in my gear.

I think drugs and alcohol aren't a wrestling problem, it's a life problem, it's a people problem.

I've never stolen anything in my life, except maybe a couple hearts here and there.

What you've lost sight of is what you are, and what you are is what you hate. You're the 10-time WWE Champion! You're the man! You, like the Red Sox, like Boston, are no longer the underdog! You're a dynasty. You are what you hate. You have become the New York Yankees!