I think drugs and alcohol aren't a wrestling problem, it's a life problem, it's a people problem.

I would never be happy with just coming to TV tapings, not working house shows, and just getting by, staying in the shadows. I'm proud of the fact that I can turn chickenshit to chicken salad.

Can I wear your blazer?

YOU HAVE A VAAGGGIINNAAA!

Do I want an ice cream bar with my name on it? You're DAMN right!

I've never worn a dress shirt that's been comfortable. I've always just worn dress shoes. On more than one occasion, I've heard that a champion should dress like a champion. But I'm a champion because of who I am. Who I am is not that guy. If everybody wears three-piece suits, everyone looks the same.

You can tell that hold is effective because his face is red and the rest of his body is the color of a bottle of 2% milk.