I would never be happy with just coming to TV tapings, not working house shows, and just getting by, staying in the shadows. I'm proud of the fact that I can turn chickenshit to chicken salad.

I might wear a tux on Monday. Or a kimono!

It's a good time to be CM Punk right now.

No matter how much people want to pretend that they're embarrassed by it, that they don't watch it, everybody knows about it. It's truly, I believe, one of the only art forms that America has actually given to the world, besides jazz and comic books.

I am STILL better than you. Because I AM drug free, I AM alcohol free, and I’m straightedge.

Right now at the announce table we've got two kings and a queen, I'll let you figure out who's who.

I train hard every day, you know. And some days are better than others. Sometimes I punch someone in the face and sometimes I get punched in the face. But I can deal with that outcome because it's instantaneous. It's in the moment and you can learn.