So what? I'm out here doing commentary with Malaria.

I came here to do a job, and my job is to hurt people.

You're not funny and nobody likes you!

I'm training at everything. Jiu-Jitsu, wrestling, striking. Everything. I think to be in the UFC, you have to be well rounded at everything. That's the goal.

To John Cena after the fans kept throwing his shirt back in the ring : They didn't throw my shirt back.

A lot of people have used the frog splash over the years. Every one else that used it is a four star frog splash, when RVD did it, it became a five star frog splash.

Pete and Repeat are in a boat, Pete jumps out who's left in the boat?