Don't let these tattoos fool you. I'm straight edge. I'm a man of great discipline; I don't drink, I don't smoke, I don't do drugs... my addiction is wrestling - my obsession is competition. Discipline. My name is C...M...Punk.

Anybody wants to call me the Triple H of Ring of Honor, I think that's hilarious. I would prefer to call Triple H the CM Punk of the WWE.

So what? I'm out here doing commentary with Malaria.

I think pro wrestling doesn't seem to get a lot of mainstream attention until somebody dies.

I pride myself on being a jerk, because I'm brutally honest all the time.

My chair just broke by the way. It's a billion dollar corporation and I can't get a decent chair and somebody to come out here and fix this announce table.

Security, we have a jumper! Security?