Can I wear your blazer?

Planning stuff out sucks. If you plan stuff out, you wind up talking in a very monotonous, unnatural way.

I don't smoke, I don't drink, I don't use drugs. That may be boring for some people, but that's just me. That's how I live my life.

I did try out for football and wrestling but they wouldn't let me on the teams because I had blue hair.

I'm Straight Edge for me, so what everyone else is doing, it doesn't matter. I've never been pressured to drink or smoke or anything by any of the boys, and if anything, a lot of them like me because I'm always the designated driver. I'm the one who makes sure everyone gets home alright and I'm happy doing that.

I pride myself on being a jerk, because I'm brutally honest all the time.

John, what are you doing? John, my diet soda. What are you doing?