To John Cena after the fans kept throwing his shirt back in the ring : They didn't throw my shirt back.

I drink this [whiskey glass] and I'm just another JBL? you don't get it, I'm not like you. I'm not JBL, I'm CM Punk! Sometimes it's what you don't do that makes you who you are.

Cole, you stay right where you are. Miz has enough people at ringside tonight.

I will kick you in the nuts and you will smile and like it.

I'm not Superman. Eventually, the grind gets to you. If you're away from your friends, you're not traveling with anyone you like, and you're doing stuff that doesn't creatively stimulate you, that's when it becomes a job.

I might wear a tux on Monday. Or a kimono!

It looks like they've been watching old Japan tapes!