My name's Punk. CM Punk.
It's a good thing a DUI's job security.
One week I'll get pancakes at Bongo Room, the next week I go to Kuma's Corner. But I always end up at Coldstone. I love ice cream.
If Triple H asked you to jump off a bridge, would you? Because I think that's good for business.
I'm the best. I'm the best in the world.
Right now, I would like complete silence when I'm talking.