Drink up, England... I WANT your liver to fail. Smoke up England, I WANT you to die.

When you step in the ring, your arms are just too short to box with God.

If Triple H asked you to jump off a bridge, would you? Because I think that's good for business.

He spilled my diet soda!

Right now at the announce table we've got two kings and a queen, I'll let you figure out who's who.

On the road, the WWE is a family. The divas are my sisters, and like any big brother, I don't want creeps around my little sisters.

I would never be happy with just coming to TV tapings, not working house shows, and just getting by, staying in the shadows. I'm proud of the fact that I can turn chickenshit to chicken salad.