I'd much rather be a one-hit wonder than a phony.

I think drugs and alcohol aren't a wrestling problem, it's a life problem, it's a people problem.

Luck? Good luck? GM, the last time I checked, luck is for losers.

I don't like having debts. I don't like buying anything that I can't buy in cash.

Pete and Repeat are in a boat, Pete jumps out who's left in the boat?

I don’t smoke, I don’t drink, I don’t use drugs. That may be boring for some people, but that’s just me. That’s how I live my life. That stuff never appealed to me and I never understood getting so messed up that you can’t even walk home or remember the previous night. I choose to live my life without it.

I think it's because I'm real. Inside and outside of the ring, what you see is what you get. I'm CM Punk. I'm not trying to be something I'm not. I'm not trying to lie to the people or be fake. I'm not trying to be some crazy, outlandish character. I'm real and they appreciate that. Everything I say, it comes from the heart. It's all real.