If Triple H asked you to jump off a bridge, would you? Because I think that's good for business.

I did try out for football and wrestling but they wouldn't let me on the teams because I had blue hair.

Screw you and your 38,000 twitter followers!

To John Cena after the fans kept throwing his shirt back in the ring : They didn't throw my shirt back.

I don't smoke, I don't drink, I don't use drugs. That may be boring for some people, but that's just me. That's how I live my life.

In 50 years, your grandchildren will be asking you where you were when CM Punk beat the Undertaker's streak!

My dream match is me and Chris Benoit against Fit Finlay and William Regal. That way I get to work with Benoit and I get to beat up and get beat up by Finlay and Regal.