If Triple H asked you to jump off a bridge, would you? Because I think that's good for business.

Please. Thank you. Learn it. Love it. Or be disappointed.

I'm not allowed to wear my street clothes on TV because Vince McMahon says I don't look like CM Punk when I'm not in my gear.

You're not funny and nobody likes you!

A lot of people in the WWE try to paint themselves as outlaws and rebels and I really honestly believe I'm the only one left. I always do what I want and I never get any flack for it. I don't know if it's because they know they're not gonna win, or it's not worth fighting me over. Plus I don't see what the big deal is about me wearing a Cabana shirt. The guy should be working there, first of all, and it's promoting my friend. I don't see what the big deal is.

Can we not say 'dumped' and 'Bellas' in the same sentence, please?

Stay down, David. Stay down.