I'm a living, breathing example of someone who does the same exact thing, but drugs and alcohol just aren't a part of who I am.

I'm jumping in right now. And I'm going to say that everybody I know has a 'day I met CM Punk story' and they're all 100% fabrication. It's all bullshit. Thank you.

I drink this [whiskey glass] and I'm just another JBL? you don't get it, I'm not like you. I'm not JBL, I'm CM Punk! Sometimes it's what you don't do that makes you who you are.

Hey, Colt Cabana, how you doing?

I might wear a tux on Monday. Or a kimono!

If hell is to roam, then i've got hell to pave.

Please. Thank you. Learn it. Love it. Or be disappointed.