It's a good time to be CM Punk right now.
I'm a living, breathing example of someone who does the same exact thing, but drugs and alcohol just aren't a part of who I am.
If hell is to roam, then i've got hell to pave.
I owe my career to Paul Heyman.
He spilled my diet soda!
There's one thing you're [John Cena] better at than I am, and that's kissing Vince McMahon's ass. You're as good as kissing Vince's ass as Hulk Hogan was.