In my twisted brain, I truly believe that nobody ever really dies, as long as the people that he or she touched continue to spread their legacy. I miss Eddie Guerrero. Eddie Guerrero was a great man. So right now, I don't want to hear 'CM Punk', you know the name I wanna hear.

Fix him so I can break him again!

I'm a very goal-oriented person.

I mean when was the last time we had one of these contract signings... that didn't end... in some sort of horrible physical calamity? So if you wanna cut to the chase, you know, we can flip the table over, we can all start beating each other up or we can at least make this entertaining.

I'm not doing my job if people are like, "What you do is fake." And literally people on the street are confused, generally, for the first time.

Don't look at me like that, Michael Cole.

I believe Melina is wearing Uggs. Which is exactly how I feel about her.