Wrestling is pretty DIY. I've been doing it for 12 years, completely on my own. It's like being in a band or running a zine - except that I get to kick people in the face.

I train hard every day, you know. And some days are better than others. Sometimes I punch someone in the face and sometimes I get punched in the face. But I can deal with that outcome because it's instantaneous. It's in the moment and you can learn.

Can I wear your blazer?

I came here to do a job, and my job is to hurt people.

He spilled my diet soda!

I am fat and I don't care.

Screw you and your 38,000 twitter followers!