Wrestling is pretty DIY. I've been doing it for 12 years, completely on my own. It's like being in a band or running a zine - except that I get to kick people in the face.

I came here to do a job, and my job is to hurt people.

I am the best wrestler in the world.

He just hit himself in the dinger with a rubber.

I don't know if this sounds bad, but I am set. I don't spend my money. I don't buy cars or have an expensive drug habit. The only thing I've ever bought with the money I've made is my house.

I believe Melina is wearing Uggs. Which is exactly how I feel about her.

Cole, you stay right where you are. Miz has enough people at ringside tonight.