I like all kinds of wrestling, I like pro wrestling, so if there's a guy I've been feuding with for over a year, and damn it, the only thing left to do is beat the crap out of each other in a steel cage, then it's time to do it.

Pete and Repeat are in a boat, Pete jumps out who's left in the boat?

I'm a living, breathing example of someone who does the same exact thing, but drugs and alcohol just aren't a part of who I am.

In my twisted brain, I truly believe that nobody ever really dies, as long as the people that he or she touched continue to spread their legacy. I miss Eddie Guerrero. Eddie Guerrero was a great man. So right now, I don't want to hear 'CM Punk', you know the name I wanna hear.

Mike Knox, I am also getting real sick of this! Your problem isn't me staying away from your girl... Your problem is your girl staying away from me!

Do you know what it's like going through life being better than everybody? It's hard.

It's a good thing a DUI's job security.