I like all kinds of wrestling, I like pro wrestling, so if there's a guy I've been feuding with for over a year, and damn it, the only thing left to do is beat the crap out of each other in a steel cage, then it's time to do it.

King Kofi Kingston, that does have a nice ring to it. But not so much the initials, though.

Can I wear your blazer?

My hair is pure. It stands for purity because no foreign chemicals or substances has ever touched my hair.

There's one thing you're [John Cena] better at than I am, and that's kissing Vince McMahon's ass. You're as good as kissing Vince's ass as Hulk Hogan was.

Do I want an ice cream bar with my name on it? You're DAMN right!

Hey, Colt Cabana, how you doing?