Is he under the influence or something?

I'm jumping in right now. And I'm going to say that everybody I know has a 'day I met CM Punk story' and they're all 100% fabrication. It's all bullshit. Thank you.

I am the best wrestler in the world.

I am the voice of the voiceless.

Right now at the announce table we've got two kings and a queen, I'll let you figure out who's who.

If something sucks, I've always been completely vocal about it, and I've been punished many, many times because of that. But I don't think I'd be in the spot I'm in right now if I wasn't me. I've always just been me.

I am The Catalyst of Change