Is he under the influence or something?

I am the best wrestler in the world.

If the story's there for it, if there's a reason for it, then I'm all for it. But if you throw in a barbed wire match just to do a barbed wire match, then it makes no sense to me.

I think pro wrestling doesn't seem to get a lot of mainstream attention until somebody dies.

Can I wear your blazer?

I am the voice of the voiceless.

Gorgeous day here in Chicago. Sure is better than Canada.