I drink this [whiskey glass] and I'm just another JBL? you don't get it, I'm not like you. I'm not JBL, I'm CM Punk! Sometimes it's what you don't do that makes you who you are.

King Kofi Kingston, that does have a nice ring to it. But not so much the initials, though.

You can tell that hold is effective because his face is red and the rest of his body is the color of a bottle of 2% milk.

All your heroes are dead! I killed them!

My name's Punk. CM Punk.

On the road, the WWE is a family. The divas are my sisters, and like any big brother, I don't want creeps around my little sisters.

I don’t smoke, I don’t drink, I don’t use drugs. That may be boring for some people, but that’s just me. That’s how I live my life. That stuff never appealed to me and I never understood getting so messed up that you can’t even walk home or remember the previous night. I choose to live my life without it.