I drink this [whiskey glass] and I'm just another JBL? you don't get it, I'm not like you. I'm not JBL, I'm CM Punk! Sometimes it's what you don't do that makes you who you are.

Gorgeous day here in Chicago. Sure is better than Canada.

I owe my career to Paul Heyman.

I am the best wrestler in the world.

I am fat and I don't care.

There's one thing you're [John Cena] better at than I am, and that's kissing Vince McMahon's ass. You're as good as kissing Vince's ass as Hulk Hogan was.

King Kofi Kingston, that does have a nice ring to it. But not so much the initials, though.