My chair just broke by the way. It's a billion dollar corporation and I can't get a decent chair and somebody to come out here and fix this announce table.

Don't look at me like that, Michael Cole.

King Kofi Kingston. The initials are horrible but the name sounds great.

I am fat and I don't care.

There's one thing you're [John Cena] better at than I am, and that's kissing Vince McMahon's ass. You're as good as kissing Vince's ass as Hulk Hogan was.

I owe my career to Paul Heyman.

Sir! Sir! I'm afraid your music is just too loud!