My chair just broke by the way. It's a billion dollar corporation and I can't get a decent chair and somebody to come out here and fix this announce table.

I might wear a tux on Monday. Or a kimono!

I am STILL better than you. Because I AM drug free, I AM alcohol free, and I’m straightedge.

Texas is dicktown. No basement in the alamo. I didnt capitalize that on purpose.

On the road, the WWE is a family. The divas are my sisters, and like any big brother, I don't want creeps around my little sisters.

You know, I always like being the bad guy. It just comes more natural to me. I don't gotta smile, I don't gotta kiss babies. It's easier to tell people at airports at four in the morning that I'm not signing their stuff.

I don't want to sound egotistical, but I'm egotistical to an extent.