I am STILL better than you. Because I AM drug free, I AM alcohol free, and I’m straightedge.

Sir! Sir! I'm afraid your music is just too loud!

I like all kinds of wrestling, I like pro wrestling, so if there's a guy I've been feuding with for over a year, and damn it, the only thing left to do is beat the crap out of each other in a steel cage, then it's time to do it.

I did try out for football and wrestling but they wouldn't let me on the teams because I had blue hair.

Whatever your walk in life is, you pick what you want to be, then go ahead and be the best one.

OMG, Kevin Nash, WTF, thought he was dead, LOL.

I drink this [whiskey glass] and I'm just another JBL? you don't get it, I'm not like you. I'm not JBL, I'm CM Punk! Sometimes it's what you don't do that makes you who you are.