I feel like an hors deurve waiting to happen.

C'mon baby light for me!

So do you want a turd sandwich or a turd sandwich with mustard. I'd go with the mustard, but still, it's a turd sandwich.

It's like walking through someone's small intestine.

Rat is a lot like duck, except with a wonderfully nutty flavor.

We need to look for water. Water, water, water, water.

I'm the Bernie Madoff of this spider.