Moral of the story: try to get things right, figure out what's going wrong with the scenario, and don't give up.
We need to get out of this fetid pusshole and get to some higher ground.
I'm the Bernie Madoff of this spider.
We need to look for water. Water, water, water, water.
The irony here is we're looking for water and we're looking out for water. Without it you die, and with too much of it you die.
You're my depth gauge. If I see your hat floatin', I'll stop.