Knowledge is Power, and it's very lightweight.

Rat is a lot like duck, except with a wonderfully nutty flavor.

I know I look like a piece of sausage to those lions. A sausage with braids.

I'm all for the path of least resistance.

You get diarrhea out here, you dehydrate from the inside out - you leave the gene pool.

So I'm pampering myself to a homemade stone pumice session, to sand down my feet because I'm worth it.

You're my depth gauge. If I see your hat floatin', I'll stop.