We need to look for water. Water, water, water, water.

Where there is water, there are people.

The irony here is we're looking for water and we're looking out for water. Without it you die, and with too much of it you die.

You get diarrhea out here, you dehydrate from the inside out - you leave the gene pool.

So do you want a turd sandwich or a turd sandwich with mustard. I'd go with the mustard, but still, it's a turd sandwich.

I feel like a tick on a dog.

It's like I'm in a closet in a college dorm room.