All survival situations revolve around a host of variables...Always adapt, think positive, and move forward.

So do you want a turd sandwich or a turd sandwich with mustard. I'd go with the mustard, but still, it's a turd sandwich.

I'm the Bernie Madoff of this spider.

I'm all for the path of least resistance.

I feel like a tick on a dog.

The irony here is we're looking for water and we're looking out for water. Without it you die, and with too much of it you die.

It's like I'm in a closet in a college dorm room.