Moral of the story: try to get things right, figure out what's going wrong with the scenario, and don't give up.
I feel like a nude little piece of white meat out here.
I'm the Bernie Madoff of this spider.
The vast majority of the population seems to look down their noses upon self-reliance as some quaint dusty relic, entertained only by the hyperparanoid or those hopelessly incapable of fitting into mainstream society.
If I don't have s*** in my pocket now, you'll have s*** in your pants later.
The irony here is we're looking for water and we're looking out for water. Without it you die, and with too much of it you die.