I'm the Bernie Madoff of this spider.
The vast majority of the population seems to look down their noses upon self-reliance as some quaint dusty relic, entertained only by the hyperparanoid or those hopelessly incapable of fitting into mainstream society.
Where there is water, there are people.
We need to look for water. Water, water, water, water.
I feel like a nude little piece of white meat out here.
Moral of the story: try to get things right, figure out what's going wrong with the scenario, and don't give up.