Moral of the story: try to get things right, figure out what's going wrong with the scenario, and don't give up.

I'm the Bernie Madoff of this spider.

C'mon baby light for me!

It's like I'm in a closet in a college dorm room.

It's like walking on a 1970 blaze orange shag carpet in a kitchen.

We need to get out of this fetid pusshole and get to some higher ground.

Knowledge is Power, and it's very lightweight.