Where there is water, there are people.
I feel like a tick on a dog.
You get diarrhea out here, you dehydrate from the inside out - you leave the gene pool.
The irony here is we're looking for water and we're looking out for water. Without it you die, and with too much of it you die.
If I don't have s*** in my pocket now, you'll have s*** in your pants later.
You're my depth gauge. If I see your hat floatin', I'll stop.