If I don't have s*** in my pocket now, you'll have s*** in your pants later.

I'm all for the path of least resistance.

I feel like a tick on a dog.

Moral of the story: try to get things right, figure out what's going wrong with the scenario, and don't give up.

Rat is a lot like duck, except with a wonderfully nutty flavor.

We can't move quickly. You move quick out here and you die quick.

I'm the Bernie Madoff of this spider.