You are offered a piece of bread and butter that feels like a damp handkerchief and sometimes, when cucumber is added to it, like a wet one.
Compton MackenzieWomen do not find it difficult nowadays to behave like men, but they often find it extremely difficult to behave like gentlemen
Compton MackenzieBeer does not taste like itself unless it is chasing a dram of neat whisky down the gullet - preferably two drams
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