Nobody who is not prepared to spoil cats will get from them the reward they are able to give to those who do spoil them.
Compton MackenzieLove makes the world go round? Not at all. Whiskey makes it go round twice as fast.
Compton MackenzieThe only mystery about the cat is why it ever decided to become a domestic animal.
Compton MackenzieBeer does not taste like itself unless it is chasing a dram of neat whisky down the gullet - preferably two drams
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