Love makes the world go round? Not at all. Whiskey makes it go round twice as fast.
Compton MackenzieThe only mystery about the cat is why it ever decided to become a domestic animal.
Compton MackenzieWomen do not find it difficult nowadays to behave like men, but they often find it extremely difficult to behave like gentlemen
Compton MackenzieBeer does not taste like itself unless it is chasing a dram of neat whisky down the gullet - preferably two drams
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