Beer does not taste like itself unless it is chasing a dram of neat whisky down the gullet - preferably two drams

Love makes the world go round? Not at all. Whiskey makes it go round twice as fast.

For me, one of the pleasures of cats company is their devotion to bodily comfort.

The only mystery about the cat is why it ever decided to become a domestic animal.

Beer does not taste like itself unless it is chasing a dram of neat whisky down the gullet - preferably two drams

Women do not find it difficult nowadays to behave like men, but they often find it extremely difficult to behave like gentlemen

Nobody who is not prepared to spoil cats will get from them the reward they are able to give to those who do spoil them.