The British government has urged its citizens to abstain from alcohol at least two days a week. Or to make it easier to remember, whenever they brush their teeth.
Conan O'BrienHappy Cinco de Mayo! Itโs a holiday thatโs as respectful of Mexican traditions as Epcot Centerโs Mexican food pavilion.
Conan O'BrienAll I ask is one thing, and Iโm asking this particularly of young people: please donโt be cynical. I hate cynicism, for the record, itโs my least favorite quality and it doesnโt lead anywhere. Nobody in life gets exactly what they thought they were going to get. But if you work really hard and youโre kind, amazing things will happen.
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