The hockey lockout of 1994 - 1995 has been settled. They have stopped bickering... and can now get down to some serious bloodshed!

Today, Angelina Jolie met with Pope Francis at the Vatican. Long story short: She adopted him.

San Francisco is the only city in America where marijuana is legal but plastic bags are not.

The White House admitted that Vice President Biden's endorsement of gay marriage forced him to come out in favor of it. So in a related story millions of Americans are trying to get Biden hooked on pot.

Russia has named Vladimir Putin its man of the year for the 15th year in a row. Putin got 143 million votes and the guy he was up against got killed in a mysterious boating accident. The boat was in a warehouse.

Dropkick Murphys, everybody! That's a band!

A store in Houston is selling Donald Trump piñatas filled with candy. So finally something good is going to come out of Donald Trump.