If Sony's not going to show 'The Interview,' that's it. No more North Korean movies for me.

By the power invested in me by the state of New York and the Universal Life Church, I now pronounce you husband and husband. You can kiss the groom.

I can't wait for the Republican debates to start and there's literally 65 guys on one stage.

Once you discover white paint, you'll never wash your underwear again.

If you can really laugh at yourself loud and hard every time you fall, people will think you're drunk.

On a trip to Israel, Sarah Palin asked the Israelis why they're apologizing all the time. They responded saying, 'Because we told everyone Tina Fey was coming.'

Rick Perry dropped out of the presidential race. When asked what went wrong, Perry said, I guess America is not ready to elect a dumb guy from Texas. But in time.