They say there are only two kinds of people on St. Patrick's Day: the Irish, and the people that drive them home.

I have an abacus at home.

California's 74-year-old Senator Barbara Boxer announced she will not run for re-election in 2016. When I saw the headline '74-Year-Old Boxer,' I assumed they were making another 'Rocky' movie.

Link Wray is the all-time legend.

Earlier today, Arnold Schwarzenegger criticized the California school system, calling it disastrous. Arnold says California's schools are so bad that its graduates are willing to vote for me.

The Chinese government launched China's first 24-hour news channel. And since the channel will only report stories that are favorable to the ruling party, they've decided to call it Fox News.

It is our failure to become our perceived ideal that ultimately defines us and makes us unique.