Utah could elect its first black Republican woman to Congress. In other words, Utah finally got one black person and the first thing they want to do is send her to Washington.

Don't be cynical; it leads nowhere. If you work hard, and are kind, amazing things will happen to you.

St.Patrick's Day is named for St. Patrick, the first guy to feed Guinness to a snake.

Yesterday, Arnold Schwarzenegger announced he would run for governor of California. The announcement was good news for Florida residents who now live in the second flakiest state in the country.

When it comes to being visionary in stealing, the Republicans do better than anybody. It's really something to see.

The Olympics have just started and the Greeks are already 14 medals in debt.

President Obama held a ceremony at the White House to celebrate the first night of Hanukkah. In response, Republicans said, 'It's even worse than we thought. He's a Jewish Muslim.'